It’s like if Gwen Stefani, Cyndi Lauper and The Doors had a drunken orgy.
You’re like that traveling clown who goes around to children’s parties and makes balloon animals, except you don’t make balloon animals, and it’s for adults.
Girl, you is a hot pink mess!
Where am I? What is this?
Did I just drop, like, 10 hits of acid by touching your business card?
You know what I like about you Liz O? You just do whatever the f*** you want.
 
You are truly the Doyenne of Fun Rock.
You’re like the young, sexy, sassy version of Wavy Gravy.